Mini Me Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (1oz)
Mini Me Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (1oz)
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Mini Me Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (1oz)

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For Almond lovers ONLY!!

If smelling like an Italian bakery is your goal, well boy howdy, our newest concoction will make your most delicious amaretti dreams come true.

Lard & marzipan- staples in every Italian nonnas kitchen- now available to slather all over your skin.

Lard, while similar to tallow in many ways, has the distinction of being even closer in structure to our own sebum, making it highly compatible with our skins microbiome. Lard also has higher amounts of Vitamin D2 & D3, Zinc, and Choline than tallow. Being a softer fat than beef tallow, lard really works wonders on the hair as well! Of COURSE our lard comes from local farms that pasture raise their piggly wigglies.

"Like a greased pig" never hit so close to home, and it's fitting to be the spaghetti western of my dreams. Ciao for now, paisano 

Our Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm is gentle enough for the face, delightful on the body, and effective enough for the even the roughest & toughest hands & feet. 

Purslane, aka LITTLE HOGWEED, contains polysaccharides (natural humectants) that help keep skin hydrated. Purslane is also known for its antioxidant & anti-inflammatory properties.

INGREDIENTS lard, beeswax, jojoba, bitter almond essential oil, purslane

NOTE: We use a bitter almond essential oil that is distilled from apricot kernels and rectified to remove the  prussic acid


TUB O' LARD Whipped Balm, it will effect the texture. If it does melt, you can pop it in the fridge to firm it up. If you want to revive that OG texture, scoop it from the jar, pop it in the fridge overnight, and use a hand or stand mixer to whip it back up!

We recommend checking out our OINK MENT Lard Balm as a great summer replacement for the whipped!

 

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Anna
Awesomeness 😊

This is so great for my face. Love it !! Stays smooth and soft all day !! ❤️

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Megan Plummer
Finally something that works!!

My son has eczema on his arm and not very noticeable, but a few days ago he had the same dry patch on his face, ugh.. tried the prescribed cream, no change...figured I would put this lard on it and the next morning it was barely noticeable!! I will definitly be getting more of this to put on his skin..and we both love the smell!!

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Stacey Klinckwort
So good

Very moisturizing and smells like wedding cake! Goes on a little heavy but dry winter skin soaks it up and the moisture lasts.

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Allison G.
Awesome!

Love all the products I've bought, but my entire family fights over this one! Had to order a larger size since this one is almost gone. The smell is great and reminds me of our homemade sugar cookies 🍪

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Keith & Lisa
So good!

We ordered a bunch of these to share with our hardworking crew - warehouse work during winter months can do a number on your hands. I really loved the scent of the tea tree version!