For Almond lovers ONLY!!
If smelling like an Italian bakery is your goal, well boy howdy, our newest concoction will make your most delicious amaretti dreams come true.
Lard & marzipan- staples in every Italian nonnas kitchen- now available to slather all over your skin.
Lard, while similar to tallow in many ways, has the distinction of being even closer in structure to our own sebum, making it highly compatible with our skins microbiome. Lard also has higher amounts of Vitamin D2 & D3, Zinc, and Choline than tallow. Being a softer fat than beef tallow, lard really works wonders on the hair as well! Of COURSE our lard comes from local farms that pasture raise their piggly wigglies.
"Like a greased pig" never hit so close to home, and it's fitting to be the spaghetti western of my dreams. Ciao for now, paisano
Our Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm is gentle enough for the face, delightful on the body, and effective enough for the even the roughest & toughest hands & feet.
Purslane, aka LITTLE HOGWEED, contains polysaccharides (natural humectants) that help keep skin hydrated. Purslane is also known for its antioxidant & anti-inflammatory properties.
INGREDIENTS lard, beeswax, jojoba, bitter almond essential oil, purslane
NOTE: We use a bitter almond essential oil that is distilled from apricot kernels and rectified to remove the prussic acid
Customer Reviews
I love this scent so much!!
Love, love, love this scent. It smells like an almond spritz cookie!
It goes on smooth and absorbs nicely, just like the marshmallow fluff.
I can't thank you enough! The smell is amazing. My whole life I've had roseacea an acne with blemishes. I used the pig lard almond for one night. I woke up literally with no blemishes at all!!! I am so grateful an happy. You kick ass an make amazing products. Thank you so much. Keep being rad!!!!
Smells amazing love the product I found it at a pop up shop somewhere in the world I’m a flight attendant I don’t think it was in pa where it’s made but I will be buying again and maybe Christmas gifts
Okay. I’ve owned this product for about 4 hours, but I’m already hooked. I have been buying the Fat Marshmallow (my favorite vanilla tallow out there! Trust me, I’ve tried many) so I knew this product was gonna be a goodie. I have incredibly sensitive skin and have a hard time finding natural skincare products without coconut oil (which makes my skin tight and tender) I’ve already slathered this on twice now because I love the smell and texture so much. I will be alternating between this and the Fat Marshmallow. Thank you for making another delicious skin treat!