Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)
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Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm ALMOND (12oz)

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For Almond lovers ONLY!!

If smelling like an Italian bakery is your goal, well boy howdy, our newest concoction will make your most delicious amaretti dreams come true.

Lard & marzipan- staples in every Italian nonnas kitchen- now available to slather all over your skin.

Lard, while similar to tallow in many ways, has the distinction of being even closer in structure to our own sebum, making it highly compatible with our skins microbiome. Lard also has higher amounts of Vitamin D2 & D3, Zinc, and Choline than tallow. Being a softer fat than beef tallow, lard really works wonders on the hair as well! Of COURSE our lard comes from local farms that pasture raise their piggly wigglies.

"Like a greased pig" never hit so close to home, and it's fitting to be the spaghetti western of my dreams. Ciao for now, paisano 

Our Tub O' Lard Whipped Balm is gentle enough for the face, delightful on the body, and effective enough for the even the roughest & toughest hands & feet. 

Purslane, aka LITTLE HOGWEED, contains polysaccharides (natural humectants) that help keep skin hydrated. Purslane is also known for its antioxidant & anti-inflammatory properties.

INGREDIENTS lard, beeswax, jojoba, bitter almond essential oil, purslane 

NOTE: We use a bitter almond essential oil that is distilled from apricot kernels and rectified to remove the  prussic acid

!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!

When temps are high (above 75) it is doubtful your jar of TUB O' LARD Whipped Balm will make it to you in the same state it left the studio. Like other fats & oils, it is solid at cool temps and liquid in warmer ones. 

While most folks are okay with the change in texture, some are not - the choice is yours!
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While melting will not effect the efficacy of your jar of TUB O' LARD Whipped Balm, it will effect the texture. If it does melt, you can pop it in the fridge to firm it up. If you want to revive that OG texture, scoop it from the jar, pop it in the fridge overnight, and use a hand or stand mixer to whip it back up!

We recommend checking out our OINK MENT Lard Balm as a great summer replacement for the whipped!


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